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<\/a>Daha y\u00fcksek binalar\u0131m\u0131z\nama daha k\u0131sa sabr\u0131m\u0131z var;
\ndaha geni\u015f oto yollar\u0131m\u0131z ama
\ndaha dar bak\u0131\u015f a\u00e7\u0131lar\u0131m\u0131z var.
\nDaha \u00e7ok harc\u0131yoruz ama
\ndaha az \u015feye sahibiz;
\ndaha fazla sat\u0131n al\u0131yoruz
\nama daha az ho\u015fnut kal\u0131yoruz.
\nDaha b\u00fcy\u00fck evlerimiz
\nama daha k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck ailelerimiz;
\ndaha \u00e7ok ev gere\u00e7leri ama
\ndaha az zaman\u0131m\u0131z var.
\nDaha \u00e7ok e\u011fitimimiz
\nama daha az sa\u011fduyumuz;
\ndaha fazla bilgimiz
\nama daha az bilgeli\u011fimiz var.
\nDaha \u00e7ok uzman\u0131m\u0131z
\nama yine de daha \u00e7ok sorunumuz,
\ndaha \u00e7ok ilac\u0131m\u0131z ama daha az sa\u011fl\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z var.
\n\u00c7ok fazla alkol ve sigara t\u00fcketiyoruz,
\n\u00e7ok savurganca para harc\u0131yoruz,
\n\u00e7ok az g\u00fcl\u00fcyoruz, \u00e7ok h\u0131zl\u0131 araba kullan\u0131yor,
\n\u00e7ok \u00e7abuk k\u0131z\u0131yoruz, \u00e7ok ge\u00e7 saatlere kadar oturuyor,
\n\u00e7ok yorgun kalk\u0131yoruz, \u00e7ok az okuyor,
\n\u00e7ok fazla TV izliyoruz ve \u00e7ok ender \u015f\u00fckrediyoruz.
\nMal varl\u0131klar\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 \u00e7o\u011faltt\u0131k ama de\u011ferlerimizi azaltt\u0131k.
\n\u00c7ok konu\u015fuyoruz, \u00e7ok az seviyoruz ve \u00e7ok s\u0131k nefret ediyoruz.
\nGe\u00e7imimizi sa\u011flamay\u0131 \u00f6\u011frendik
\nama ya\u015fam kurmay\u0131 \u00f6\u011frenemedik.
\nYa\u015fam\u0131m\u0131za y\u0131llar katt\u0131k,
\nama y\u0131llara ya\u015fam katamad\u0131k.
\nAya gidip gelmeyi \u00f6\u011frendik
\nama yeni kom\u015fumuzla kar\u015f\u0131la\u015fmak i\u00e7in caddenin kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131na ge\u00e7mekte sorunumuz var.
\nD\u0131\u015f uzay\u0131 fethettik ama i\u00e7 d\u00fcnyam\u0131z\u0131 edemedik.
\nDaha b\u00fcy\u00fck i\u015fler yapt\u0131k
\nama daha iyi i\u015fler yapamad\u0131k.
\nHavay\u0131 temizledik
\nama ruhumuzu kirlettik.
\nAtoma h\u00fckmettik
\nama \u00f6nyarg\u0131lar\u0131m\u0131za edemedik.
\nDaha \u00e7ok yaz\u0131yoruz ama daha az \u00f6\u011freniyoruz.
\nDaha \u00e7ok plan yap\u0131yoruz, daha az sonuca var\u0131yoruz.
\nKo\u015fu\u015fmay\u0131 \u00f6\u011frendik ama beklemeyi \u00f6\u011frenemedik.
\nDaha fazla bilgiyi depolamak,
\nher zamankinden daha \u00e7ok kopya \u00e7\u0131karmak i\u00e7in daha \u00e7ok bilgisayarlar yap\u0131yoruz
\nama git gide daha az ileti\u015fim kuruyoruz.
\nZaman art\u0131k, h\u0131zl\u0131 haz\u0131rlanan ve yava\u015f sindirilen yiyeceklerin,
\nb\u00fcy\u00fck adamlar ve k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck karakterlerin, y\u00fcksek k\u00e2rlar ve s\u0131\u011f ili\u015fkilerin zaman\u0131d\u0131r.
\nG\u00fcn\u00fcm\u00fcz art\u0131k, iki maa\u015f\u0131n girdi\u011fi
\nama bo\u015fanmalar\u0131n daha \u00e7ok oldu\u011fu,
\ndaha s\u00fcsl\u00fc evler ama da\u011f\u0131lm\u0131\u015f yuvalar\u0131n oldu\u011fu g\u00fcnlerdir.
\nBug\u00fcnler, h\u0131zl\u0131 seyahatler, kullan\u0131l\u0131p at\u0131lan \u00e7ocuk bezleri,
\nyok edilen ahlak\u00ee de\u011ferler, bir gecelik ili\u015fkiler,
\nobez bedenler ve ne\u015felendirmekten sakinle\u015ftirmeye
\nhatta \u00f6ld\u00fcrmeye kadar her \u015feyi yapabilen haplar\u0131n oldu\u011fu g\u00fcnlerdir.
\nVitrinlerde her \u015feyin sergilendi\u011fi
\nama ama depolarda hi\u00e7bir \u015feyin olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131 bir zamanday\u0131z.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
George Carlin Amerika’da 70’li ve 80’li y\u0131llar\u0131n bir komedyeni idi. Biraz a\u011fz\u0131 bozuk olarak bilinirdi. 11 Eyl\u00fcl’den ve kar\u0131s\u0131n\u0131n \u00f6l\u00fcm\u00fcnden sonra \u015f\u00f6yle yazm\u0131\u015ft\u0131: Tarih i\u00e7inde zaman\u0131m\u0131z\u0131n paradoksunu \u015f\u00f6yle s\u0131ralayabiliriz: Daha y\u00fcksek binalar\u0131m\u0131z ama daha k\u0131sa sabr\u0131m\u0131z var; daha geni\u015f oto yollar\u0131m\u0131z ama daha dar bak\u0131\u015f a\u00e7\u0131lar\u0131m\u0131z var. Daha \u00e7ok harc\u0131yoruz ama daha az \u015feye sahibiz; […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":51,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[12,11,13,14,15],"class_list":["post-48","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-alintilar","tag-carlin","tag-george","tag-komedyen","tag-yasamimiza-yillar-kattik","tag-yillara-yasam-katamadik","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zubeyirkilci.com.tr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zubeyirkilci.com.tr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zubeyirkilci.com.tr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zubeyirkilci.com.tr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zubeyirkilci.com.tr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/zubeyirkilci.com.tr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":76,"href":"https:\/\/zubeyirkilci.com.tr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48\/revisions\/76"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zubeyirkilci.com.tr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/51"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zubeyirkilci.com.tr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zubeyirkilci.com.tr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zubeyirkilci.com.tr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}